A few suggested titles:

Star Wars, Episode II…
… Anakin’s Fate
… Dark Betrayal
… When Jedis Attack
… Might of the Empire
… It’s a Clone War After All
… How to Make Clones and Influence People
… Tatooine’s Scariest Pod Races
… Zazu’s Happy Flying Lemon Rock (approximate translation)

Of course no one sent me any of these – I made them all up.

I ought to be in pictures. Since the morons in Hollywood obviously don’t have a bleepin’ clue I should be able to fall ass-backwards into better ideas than what’s coming out of there these days… Just listen to the title of the next Star Wars movie: Attack of the Clones. Say it aloud with me… Attack of the Clones!! Is George Lucas so drunk on his own bad taste?

Hey, I know… anyone want to help me come up with alternative titles? I’ll be happy to forward them to Lucasfilm for ya.

There is something majorly creepy about this:

Right, that’s where I live. Now the aliens will find me for sure!

Took a little time away this weekend to recharge the batteries. Nice to see all the new faces visiting! Thank you: You complete me.

Notice anything different?