Jagermusic Checklist:
Must be 21 to enter.
Must enjoy listening to jackhammers at close range.
Must agree under oath that all prepackaged nu-metal bands are f—ing awesome, man and, like, totally original and stuff.

Have a nice day.

Oh, man. Websites like this just make me want to throw in the towel.

Dear Applicant,

Thank you for your application for the position of Web Designer at ??. After careful consideration, we have selected another candidate for this position whose qualifications more closely match our requirements.

We appreciate the interest you have shown in ?? and wish you well.

Sincerely,

D? B. P?
Executive Director, Human Resources

Oh alright. Sorry I blew my top. Comments are back on.

There’s nothing quite like tikka masala for breakfast… Who says I don’t lead a charmed life?