All I Ever Needed to Know I Learned by Having My Arms Ripped Off by a Polar Bear

Move along now, nothing to see here…

Missed it by this much!

I put up a few pieces at this portfolio site called coroflot. Think anyone will bite? Yea, me neither.

Read off the licence plate frame of the Largo Police patrol car directly ahead of me in traffic:

Smile, I could be behind you!