Monthly Archives: November 2002

Today a turtle almost peed on me. Kinda sounds like that song Last Night A DJ Saved My Life, except not as cool. What happened was, see, I’m a sucker for helping out the downtrodden, and there was this massive … Continue reading →

The Movie Minute (from a movie review I found on Netflix) MVP: Most Valuable Primate — five stars (out of five): This was the best monkey movie ever. He plays hockey, skates, and is just hilarious. Rent this movie. I’ve … Continue reading →