September 24, 2003

Yet More Fun With IMs

What I Saw:

What It Said:
Somebody: 8-}
Somebody: good dy?
Me: you don’t say
Somebody: i don’t?
Somebody: ok, i won’t
Me: aww, i bet you say that to all the guys
Somebody: what? that i won’t say????
Me: hey now, let’s not be too hasty
Somebody: give us another 10 years or so, at this pace…
Me: i don’t think we’re allowed to do that in this country, are we?
Somebody: let’s go somewhere else then
Me: well, okay, but i think we’ll need extra lube for that
Somebody: use olive oil
Me: oh my… you sure?
Somebody: sure i’m sure
Somebody: works, every time
Me: well i never!
Somebody: when Kirby G4 won’t do the job…
Somebody: http://news.messages.yahoo.com/…
Me: hmm, am i over 18? over 18 what?
Somebody: ouch…
Me: ohhhhh… well, in that case, i suppose so
Somebody: whewh!
Me: now that’s a low blow!
Somebody: i am short…
Me: no, i didn’t call you names. you started it
Somebody: just try it

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