January 19, 2005

I’m looking for an apartment.

Did I mention I’m looking for an apartment? Just thought you might like to know. Got any leads? Alrighty then!

January 11, 2005

The Legend of the $175-per-month NYC Apartment

The situation at my current, almost-ideal abode is deteriorating rapidly and it appears I will be needing a new apartment soon. So once again I hit Craigslist and found this gem:

2 room Greenwich Village share for small rent and male Bodywork: “Looking for someone to share a two room apartment with a male. $175 per month.Small Rent and Male Bodywork involved. I am only at apartment on weekends. No Kitchen avialible. (Male Bodywork is mutual massages while having fun.)

Yes, I saw it, too. No Kitchen?? That’s just crazy.