February 28, 2005

Kathleen Edwards Loves Me

Nah, just kidding. But last week her webmistress found me online and asked to use some pictures I took during a show back in Florida with which I helped. (Check out kathleenedwards.org for these and much more.) She’s also performing in NYC on Tuesday, March 1st: wanna come?

February 16, 2005

Top Ten Weirdest Search Terms Leading People To This Site

10- what is the significance of the eagle appearing on the right hand side of the front of the dollar bill? (AOL Netfind)
9- can you park in a handicapped spot if the business is closed (AskJeeves)
8- ugly ass girl (HotBot)
7- he comes down, solomon used to seal monsters, cluster of gentlemen (2) (Google)
6- the number of getting out of the field of the bounds of twelve into the transcendent (2) (Google)
5- how much does liv tyler weigh? (2) (Google)
4- how much does penelope cruz weigh (Google)
3- novus ordo sedorum (Google)
2- how do i shut off my apt toilet with no reservoir (Google)
1- i am compelled to diversify this inheritance (Google)

February 15, 2005

Grow A Girlfriend

Hey fellas! Valentine’s date not work out? Are your sweetheart’s initials “T.” and “V.?” Well then, it’s time to take matters into your own hands (in a different way):

(Anybody want this before I put it up on eBay??)

February 14, 2005

Happy Valentine’s Day

February 9, 2005

Ashes To Ashes

Today thousands of New Yorkers came back from lunch with smudge on their foreheads. Today is Ash Wednesday in the Catholic calendar. If I remember my Catechism school correctly this very public modern ritual stems from a biblical practice meant to express humility and moral contrition. So… act of vanity, or act of contrition: which is it?

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