Occupational Hazard

My desk directly faces the Times Square Marriott hotel across the way. Every now and again one or another of the Marriott guests sees fit to “introduce” themselves:

I wonder if I can get hazard pay for this?

Ghost Writer (with Babelfish)

Guest Post for Ariel’s blog

Medium, on 21 February, 2007. 16:45 (reference)
In Ariel’skogo creative crisis or kher knows che in it there still. It is shorter, this already fact - he 300 years did not write in its blog. Each time I go on it to blog and see here this:
To read the commentaries

It zakalebalas’. Therefore I decided to correct situation. It decided to write post to it. Let it use:))

Post of Ariel.

How do you do comrades, I suddenly addressed in Russian. So here in the morning I am spilled and think, but not to clog to me to the work… and here I understand, that I think 4 in the Russian. Here 4 certainly he understood! This is sign! Russian lazy persons are still those! It means I will clog to the work. I will it sidet’..net lie! house and to spit into the ceiling. To get drunk it decided nearer toward the evening. It is now necessary to raise its fifth point and to descend otlit’..no laziness terribly. I will agreeably stay still. No! To ale! It is first necessary to ring to the work and to report glad news by them. I ring… to.Ale, it is healthy, this of the type Ariyel’skiy you disturbs. Is possible to me there supervisor that whether to the telephone….Ale, regards, Pete, yes, in me also all by way, it here recently returned the heap of money to state, no not charity, well can it heard, taxes it is called… Dada, visualize. Is shorter, Peter, you that do think about the symbolism of ring in the trilogy Of tolkiyena? … yes peasant, respect, it is actual laziness! Yes to me even coffee laziness to cook. Spasiba! What? Ok, understood. Listen to, dyud, and you from where Russian did learn? But, with the intelligence officer to Atlanta it did fly? I respect. Is agreeable, see ya, how to speak, and to the new encounters.

Intelligence officer is pancake, horseradish… Ok so, is now to me necessary master plan until today. But as this say- that in Russian… of features, it is necessary to talk with The the shutkinoy.
(I sit in you inete, I drink coffee)

O, zdarova! Listen to, in me the question as in Russian master plan? Well this togo..nu che you do not know what is master plan! No not album Oasis! Word to me transfer pliz? the translator of horseradish… Agreeably, agreeably I joked (here indeed hysterical woman)! I PLEASE FORGIVENESSES!!!! Oy, pancake go be treated. Abnormal. Thus, it is agreeable. Transfer broke off.
Well and horseradish with it.

Well che, once master plan i do not have I will go I will get drunk directly from the morning. One it is not somehow good. I will go I will call Dzheffa that. Dyud of zdarova, Ukrainian rastaman! how life? No-no, simply say that well, it is not necessary entire its deceitful autobiography to tell. Che you do make? you work??????? It is strange. Listen to, peasant, you me excuse, but what you do understand, that I do speak? Girl Russian in you was? Peasant you che did season a pipe? Here even 4 about the same. I propose to sell your plantation of marijuana of nakh and to leave into Russia. Yes? Geniuses think equally, chuvak! Be gathered - we push off. Oy, await. I recently sent our free dwelling in Russia. Yes, 4 this man- handsome man. I will go I will report that food, can tyuey prostyat.

(to bazaryu with The the shutkinoy)

To khellou! Yes, listen to, as you do look at the fact that 4 in you I will arrive in guests to the pair of months? No, I little eat. I have a cap of ushanka… yes… Super-, you best of all! Listen to, only 4 not one I will arrive, you not against? As with whom! With the girl! She Russia wanted to long ago visit… (khmmmmm….interesno here why 4 shchas thus it joked… Dzheff me it will nail…) Tanya, uspokoysya if you please, I joked. Yes 4 so I joke, in me this spetsefichnyy humor. Well with whom with whom… tyuere are no.S by very interesting… 333… young person….s Dzheffom… it not it will be, we sell plantation in order to arrive at Russia. Well no, we not all do sell, to you to the gift it will remain… to the President? So… … to the President of the club of the dullards… of (Gospodi, where 4 sobralsya)… ok. I insert, everything will be at the highest, as the saying goes, level. Well everything await! we will go!